"tray up, bitch!"

so i was reading my friends page on livejournal and i came across this in my friend steffanee's journal. it didnt happen TO her but she posted it nonetheless. i HAD to share. it made me spit out my drink because i reenacted it in my head.

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."


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please tell me i'm not the only one who found that hilarious?!?!

xo

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awesome.

the only time i ever watch tv is at the gym... even though i have a ridiculously large cable package i'm paying for at the house haha i never have the time. so when i saw all the mess on twitter about some bubble boy i had to do a quick google check to see all the hype. i haven't followed it since that day but THIS is awesome. way to go, guys. i want to be your friend.

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leslie hall.

"you get me hotter than a stick of hot glue and i'm scrapbookin' everything we do"

HELL. YES.

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amusing.

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someone sent this to me on myspace today and i couldn't help but chuckle. i do not consider myself anything remotely similar to a scene-queen and thats not something i aspire to be known as. granted, i do indeed model clothing for 1aeon, i do sell my closet (i've got too much shit & cash money is always nice) and i did go to college for fashion design (but only for a year) before i realized it's not for me... so maybe i'm guilty-as-charged for those but i'm not offended or flattered by this. just simply amused. i thought i'd pass it along. i do recognize a few names... audrey, hanna and raquel, but i wasn't bothered to look up the others.

sorry if any of y'all feel this way about me. i'm just going to keep doing what i'm doing :)

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awful tattoos.

awful tattoos (though sometimes well-done, the subject matter is just lacking) are so much more interesting to look at than precious works of art. at least i think so. here are a few humorous ones. courtesy of No Regrets Tattoo, the book.

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TFLN.

(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
(904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
(850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

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(847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
(708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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(262): Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?

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(217): The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

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(570): can you come get me at the bar
(301): ill be there in 10 min
(570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

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(850): the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
(1-850): that makes sense

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(912): So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
(1-912): Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
(912): Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

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(314): I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?

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(501): he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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(404): You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.

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(817): youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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(503): after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.

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(434): KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(via Texts From Last Night)

sometimes i wish my life could be this interesting. hahaha. i was definitely catching up on the site (since i hadnt read it in 5+ months) while in holistic wellness class this morning. we were having a discussion about the conscious mind, etc, and i couldnt help but burst out in laughter a few times. oops!

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